She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
a search helicopter?!
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
how does that bad decision feel?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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