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Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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