Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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