Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she pinky promised me she was 18
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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