Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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