I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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