The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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