Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
No subtext here. People are naked.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
