the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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