you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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