he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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