butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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