So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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