i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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