Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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