people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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