So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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