Your mouth is God's brothel.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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