YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
