Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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