he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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