she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
