Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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