i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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