I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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