would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
my liver is dry heaving
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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