we're blogging at a bar
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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