I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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