Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
