Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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