Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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