1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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