Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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