You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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