i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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