Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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