Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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