Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Be still, my beating vagina.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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