Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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