Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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