if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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