Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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