we're blogging at a bar
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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