Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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