So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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