I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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