are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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