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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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