Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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