i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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