i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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