To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
